The Life of a Bealeton Babe

Saturday, March 31, 2007

Let's make Michael Jackson Gayer!

Not gay
Totally Gay

Ok...here is another post where I'm totally gonna poke fun at my hubby. I have two pictures to show. But first some background info. The boob is totally getting into playing with Barbies now. Which I totally support. I let her play with my old Barbies and some new ones that I brought years ago in hopes that I one day have a girl. One day, we were playing with Barbies together. The hubby came in to watch. He picked up one doll which happened to be a Michael Jackson doll. (yes I had a Michael Jackson Doll--it was from when he was still black). Next the hubby proceeds to say this:

"His shirt is on wrong."

"What, no it's not. I've had that doll over 20 years so I know it's on right."

"No, I think it's on wrong."

I so know where this is going, but I figured I'd let the hubby bury himself. So I go:

"How is it supposed to go?"

"Well don't you think the 'V' part is supposed to be in the front?"

Instantly, I start laughing in his face. The hubby looks at me perplexed as if to say "I don't see how my fashion sense is funny." Suddenly, I think he realized that any man with owns a pair of paisley shorts (oh yes he does, and yes I let him keep them) has no fashion sense. Then I think he realized he was in for it. His face starts to drop even before I say this:

"THAT'S SO GAY!!!"

Of course hubby starts to defend his manhood by saying it's not gay and V necks are in style. I remind him that V necks to the belly button aren't even in style for most women. He still decides to stand by his decision that the shirt is on wrong and even changed it. I will leave the judging up to you guys...Let me know what you think. I know the doll on a normal day looks totally gay...
-The BB

Friday, March 23, 2007

Don't let this car fool you

I was driving home one day from shopping in Manassas. At one point, I ended up behind this land cruiser that had a bumper sticker that caught my eye. The bumper sticker said "Don't let this car fool you. My real treasure is in Heaven."

Ok, ok...I have to say, maybe it's me, I dont' know, but the first thought that hit my brain was..."You fucktard...you're driving around in your nice car and you are trying to say 'don't let my extreme wealth get to you..I'm all about Jesus." If that sticker was on a total jalopy I can totally see going "yeah man, so true." But seeing it on this nice vehicle, just seemed totally off to me.

I don't know am I being just too literal here? Maybe I'm just bothered cause it was a bible thumper sticker...