The Life of a Bealeton Babe

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Dee DEE DEEEEE

If you don't watch Carlos Mencia then you DON'T know what Dee DEE DEEEE means. But if you do...you see where this is going...STRAIGHT TO HELL.

Ok, so I'm going through the Fisher Price catalog, shopping for the boob. I get kinda nostalgic because I glance upon the Little People line. I remember as a kid, I had the whole Little People line. I even had the Little People short bus (you know the yellow one where they jump up and down in that little mini bus. I kinda felt an affection for it...since...well...something about me and short buses...I'm not gonna say, I'll let Polarhound out me...). In MY days, Little people were not the same size as they are today. Actually they were cylinder little plastic people with round heads. Wasn't much to them. They were just about the right size for choking...so in later years, Fisher price created this new line of really big, choke free, more realistic looking Little People (just take away more imagination please).

So anyway, as much as Little People have changed. One thing has stayed the same. They still Make the Little People short bus. The people even still bounce around on in it. Except now it comes with a stop sign and it lights up. Now ok...I have to go somewhere where people may get pissed off. But you know what they say about short buses right? Now, I personally don't take into this stereotype because...well...personal reasons (if you don't know what the stereotype is...then just move on to the next post...). Well you know how PC our world has gotten right? How "Oh let's not play into stereotyps...please..." Well...Fisher Price apparently doesn't care about that. First off, not only do they still make the Little People short bus...but they also have it come complete with three figures. One is a little boy, another is Carlos the bus driver (can't help laughing my ass off at the fact they named him Carlos....already makes me think of Mencia), and it also comes with Maggie. Maggie is extra special because...Maggie comes in a wheel chair. NOT KIDDING PEEPS!!! Online you can't see it, but in the catalog, Maggie is sitting in her wheelchair. Yeah yeah I know this is great, Little People are in one way being PC...but to have Maggie come with the short bus set? Um...let's just say the hubby (who is super extrasensitive to this issue because of family reasons) sat on our couch dumfounded when I handed him the catalog. He just couldn't believe Fisher Price would do that. But still we both went DE DEE DEEEE after looking at it.

Cause we are going to hell...straight to it...in a little short bus...beep beep. Who's coming with me?

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